My HORRORscope for today

 Listen up brothers and sisters... this is what I have to put up with today!

"It's a complicated day with trickster Mercury in the spotlight as it forms a superconductive trine with inventive Uranus, filling our brains with erratic but possibly brilliant thoughts. Contradictions abound as an otherworldly septile connects rational Mercury with stable Saturn. Meanwhile, the discerning Virgo Moon helps us filter out extraneous thoughts. But we cannot escape the pull of our dreams as Mercury also squares imaginative Neptune."

 Seems like Uranus is seasoning my soup!!